Texts From Cinco de Mayo and Shameful Trivia

~Doing an Easter egg hunt in the liquor store right now. I feel so adult.

~Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last weeks Margarita Monday.

~I take we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my boobs.

~I was looking at your puke as I was peeing in it the next morning and that Caesar Salad did not treat you well.

~There was a definitely significant amount of cookie dough in my bra.

~You cat followed me a mile away from your house. If it doesn't come back, I am sorry but I needed to get laid tonight.

~I am about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few.

~I feel like someone ate me, then shit me in my bed.

~He was a no show so I will be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years!

~In the midst of puking your guts up you looked up at the globe in front of you and whispered "America"

~I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath the longest.

~Why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?

~I pulled my bra out of my purse covered in Honey-Mustard. I still lack an explanation.

~Figured after she passed out and I threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.



After the celebrating was over the group of friends I was with headed over to the all-nighter greasy spoon and to our entertainment included stupid trivia questions on the needless paper coaster for our drinks...

We were less than stellar at our attempts to appear less than brain dead. How 'bout you? Can you do any better?

1. What is the world's largest Hotel chain?
      Our Guess - Hilton because everyone has been "in one".

2.Winner of the first Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film?
     Our Guess - Steamboat Willy...we were drunk and even sober most of us are stupid..just sayin'

3.What Nobel Prize winner was Secretary of State under 2 Presidents?
     Our Guess - Ok, we got this one write based solely on the fact we had d2 Lawyers in our group. Saved    our ass big time

4. What city was devastated by an earthquake in 1985 and hosted the World Cup in 1986?
     Our Guess - We got this one right too but we cheated because someone in our group was there for World Cup that year with his family.

5.What 1975 blockbuster sees Roy Scheider utter: "We need a bigger boat"?
     Our Guess _ Not one of us could think what the name of this movie was. Every one us could quote dialog from it though.

6. What was the name of the band that started their career with the song "Anarchy in the UK"?
      Our Guess - We became derailed from answering this with a flavorful discussion of the pros and cons of chili omelets.

7. Who co-wrote "Fame" with David Bowie?
      Our Guess - We argued about which "Fame" song this was though we did have an Irene Cara fan in our group. She has since been ousted, fyi.

8. What was "Sweet Dee's" nickname in High School on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
      Our Guess - We crushed this answer  *fist pump*

9. What TV Show lost Jim Carrey when he stepped into the movies?
       Our Guess - "In Living Color" We were wrong...surprise surprise

10.Who said, "Money is like an arm or a leg, use it or lose it"?
        Our Guess - yeah, we had some brainiac who knew this shit.

So how'd you do?







Answers:
1. Best Western
2. Shrek 3
3. Henry Kissinger
4. Mexico
5. Jaws (Damn it! We knew this one too)
6. Sex Pistols
7. John Lennon
8. Aluminum Monster
9. Jim Carrey (Shit! He had a show?? Who knew?)
10. Henry Ford