Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Good Lord!!! Take a few days off and the crazies start writing...

Study shows how women can easily impair men’s brains




The rom-com movie machine has made billions off of male characters who turn into bumbling idiots when they interact with a pretty woman. The laboratory explanation for this foot-in-mouth phenomenon? Men's brains simply stop working correctly. Previous research indicated that guys experience "mental decline" when communicating with the opposite sex, but a more recent study cited in Scientific American claims that just anticipating this interaction can turn even the slickest Casanova into a herp-derp of the highest order. @Liquorstorebear tweets, "Another thing to cognitively impair me: talking to women!", while @Ranger222 begs the ladies in his life to show some mercy, commenting, "Scientific proof why women should just stay at home and leave us to work in peace."

"Mental Decline"????  You've got to be kidding me...

"Work in peace"??? What? Men work these days??? Oh! I get it! This is a parody piece...HaHaHa...UGH!


Here's the link should you need a laugh...

http://now.msn.com/living/0313-men-impaired-women-interaction.aspx

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Desperation Makes Us Do Crazy Things...

I have been in DaveLives channel for 150:37 and Dave has been saying that he is "Coming" this whole time which tells me that he is either REALLY GOOD at it or REALLY REALLY BAD at it... I guess you can decide...

God! It's slow out there on the interwebz..  :\





Oh! and then there are all the screen caps I received that apparently show just how "Teeny Tiny" Tommy really is...

 I know, I know, who cares, right??? As I said it's slow out there...











And...

The mutual stalking continues...










                                                                                    




Later Sweet Taters... I have a cauldron to stir...

Thursday, March 1, 2012

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If....

You have a tendency to turn the collar up on your Polo Shirts..

You know where to go if you "wanna go where everyone knows your name"...

Partying "like it's 1999" seemed so far away...

You chewed Dr Pepper Bubble Gum...

You wore the little bootie socks with the colored balls on the back...

You remember Ricky Martin was a member of Menudo... 

You actually believed for a minute that K.I.T (night rider) was real...

You rolled the sleeves of your suit jacket up...

You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON...

You know how to use a rotary phone...

You fell out with friends during heated arguments about the relative merits of Matt & Luke...

You knew what Willis was talkin' about...

You yearned to be a member of the "Babysitters Club" and tried to start a club of your own...

You know what movie the phrase "Number 5 is Alive!" is from...

Once, while spending hours in an arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game - to "reserve" your spot...

If you ever said "I Pity the Fool"...

You've ever conversationally used the phrase "Jane, you ignorant slut!"...

Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language...

You fell victim to 80's fashion: Big hair, crimped, combed over to the side and you wore spandex pants...

You ever owned a thin, black leather tie (and were proud of it), or worse it was patterned like a piano...

You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will? Clothing...

You know who played Uncle Ned, Elyse's brother, on Family Ties...

You owned at least 1 "Choose your own adventure" books...

You remember when you could buy half cans of soda (great for field trip days)...

You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme song to "Inspector Gadget"...

You had top of the line Commodor64's in your junior high computer lab...

You had to stay after class to scrub your desk because your silver Outliner pen leaked through...

You thought Molly Ringwald was really cool....

You remember when the A-Ha video was the pinnacle of modern technology and you can still sing all the words...

You sat on your back porch playing with your "My Little Pony", "Rainbow Brite" and "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls...

You wore biker shorts under your short skirt and you felt very stylish...

You inserted the word "like" into, like, every sentence....

Your remember when Betamax was cutting edge technology...

In many of your childhood photos you are wearing something plaid....

You believed that "By the Power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!!!"...

There were days that the homework just had to wait until the ABC Afterschool Special was over...

You knew how (or wanted to learn) to moonwalk...

You think that there should be a Kids Incorporated reunion....

You're starting to dread your 30th birthday, and have even begun going into denial about it...

You remember when McDonalds served their burgers in styrofoam boxes...

You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock...

You wondered why you and your friends never encountered diamond thieves whilst out on your BMX's...

You made Star Wars "Shrinky Dinks" in you oven...

You ever uttered the word "Radical!!"...

You got a Little Professor calculator for Christmas...

You were disappointed when an episode of 1-2-3 Contact didn't include a Bloodhound Gang segment...

You still know the Big Mac song - "Two all beef patties, special sauce..."....

You knew at least 3 people in your school who voluntarily went by names of "Skip", "Buffy", "Muffy" or "Dexter"...

You were in Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts but now you have no idea what all the badges you got were for....

Your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting"...


Oh! You old folks!!!  God bless ya...lmao!  *smirks* :]