As I was sipping coffee, getting ready to take on another incredibly busy day I foolishly caught Gary on main over at BC.
I wish someone had sent me a screen cap but should I receive one I will edit this post for those who actually know.
Gary came out as a Mensa Member. Now, as a Mensa Member myself (ok, ok, stop laughing and keep reading) I was able to see through this fable easily.
You see, Mensa cost you. That's right!. It cost money to apply and take the test. Yes, there is a test to be taken and then once you become a member you continue to pony up the cash to maintain your membership. In Gary's words, this is pricey. Gary states over and over again that he is cash poor.
Also, (and this is why I want a screen cap) Gary held up one of the Mensa newsletters they send out periodically. The problem with what he showed is that as a member you receive a newsletter for your specific region. This provides you with information and calendar of events for your local area. This is what he should have and would have shown had he actually been a true member. The newsletter that he showed is one of those that is mailed to certain districts that is to solicit a "look what you are missing not being a member of Mensa! Don't you want to join? It's easy" kind of thing.
Gary "honey" you are not a member of Mensa. Trust me "honey" you just aren't.
Just because you receive something in the mail that says Mensa on it does not mean that they caught you on BC and thought "Oh shit! Why do we not have this Intellectual Giant on our rolls", it just isn't happening. Just as when you get that really big letter from Publisher's Clearing House that says in Metro Bold type on the front of the envelope that you are a WINNER! You really aren't. Trust me "honey".
Now, Gary...go and take your Mensa Newsletter and use it to pick up some of that cat shit you have lying around and give it some worth.
Got it Gary? ...
Yeah, I thought not...
Well, off to the real world to get my shit done even though my fatique level peaked days ago.
Friday, May 18, 2012
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Well.....
I was checking in on all the happenings and I have concluded that, like never before, social media and streaming has settled into the Great Be-Yawn.
Frank comes out...finally! (Was he the last to know or what?)
Beer Guy and Beer Girl share way too fuckin' much. Seriously people, no one really needed to see that ..ewww =\.
Though I have to agree with Beer Girl that it is totally difficult and sometimes impossible for us girls to pee standing up, especially with an audience.
In addition...gotta say...."Nice form Beer Guy. Nice!"
Then we TicklishCutie. Sweetie, I am all for Do what you want, When you want it, How you want it and with Whom you want it, and screw everyone who wishes to judge but I think that perhaps we need to have a sit down. We have chatted from time to time and you have brought many a smiles and laughs but in my opinion you are a sweet and lovely girl and I for one would really like it all to stay that way. This isn't it.
*this is one of the tamer pics I received. *sad face*
You know, there has been so much off the charts crap going on from some pretty notable casters I just will leave you with this. Grab some Calgon and let your imagination take you away.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and I am going to catch me some Good Times! Carry on Party People! and Please Don't Forget To Turn Your Cameras On!!!!
*UPDATED ...Oh Crap! I forgot about the whole Zolar thing. He has quit BattleCam because it is reported he insists upon being paid for what he does. Um..yeah...ya know I am the master of sitting in my hammock, under that great and impressive Chinese Maple, watching the world go by and I think that it is a travesty that I am not paid BIG Bucks to continue doing it. After all as I said I AM THE MASTER!!!!
Zolar, you idiot!. Get off that "High" Horse of yours and visit the real world. As many and I mean many are saying (in between all the snickers and laugh sessions) that you "Ain't Shit". Translation...Your "show" is SHIT!
You and Scott, with your panties in a bunch about your perceptions of Greatness are all in your warped and twisted little brains. Now FUCK OFF!
Frank comes out...finally! (Was he the last to know or what?)
Beer Guy and Beer Girl share way too fuckin' much. Seriously people, no one really needed to see that ..ewww =\.
Though I have to agree with Beer Girl that it is totally difficult and sometimes impossible for us girls to pee standing up, especially with an audience.
In addition...gotta say...."Nice form Beer Guy. Nice!"
Then we TicklishCutie. Sweetie, I am all for Do what you want, When you want it, How you want it and with Whom you want it, and screw everyone who wishes to judge but I think that perhaps we need to have a sit down. We have chatted from time to time and you have brought many a smiles and laughs but in my opinion you are a sweet and lovely girl and I for one would really like it all to stay that way. This isn't it.
You know, there has been so much off the charts crap going on from some pretty notable casters I just will leave you with this. Grab some Calgon and let your imagination take you away.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and I am going to catch me some Good Times! Carry on Party People! and Please Don't Forget To Turn Your Cameras On!!!!
*UPDATED ...Oh Crap! I forgot about the whole Zolar thing. He has quit BattleCam because it is reported he insists upon being paid for what he does. Um..yeah...ya know I am the master of sitting in my hammock, under that great and impressive Chinese Maple, watching the world go by and I think that it is a travesty that I am not paid BIG Bucks to continue doing it. After all as I said I AM THE MASTER!!!!
Zolar, you idiot!. Get off that "High" Horse of yours and visit the real world. As many and I mean many are saying (in between all the snickers and laugh sessions) that you "Ain't Shit". Translation...Your "show" is SHIT!
You and Scott, with your panties in a bunch about your perceptions of Greatness are all in your warped and twisted little brains. Now FUCK OFF!
Monday, May 7, 2012
Texts From Cinco de Mayo and Shameful Trivia
~Doing an Easter egg hunt in the liquor store right now. I feel so adult.
~Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last weeks Margarita Monday.
~I take we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my boobs.
~I was looking at your puke as I was peeing in it the next morning and that Caesar Salad did not treat you well.
~There was a definitely significant amount of cookie dough in my bra.
~You cat followed me a mile away from your house. If it doesn't come back, I am sorry but I needed to get laid tonight.
~I am about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few.
~I feel like someone ate me, then shit me in my bed.
~He was a no show so I will be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years!
~In the midst of puking your guts up you looked up at the globe in front of you and whispered "America"
~I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath the longest.
~Why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
~I pulled my bra out of my purse covered in Honey-Mustard. I still lack an explanation.
~Figured after she passed out and I threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
After the celebrating was over the group of friends I was with headed over to the all-nighter greasy spoon and to our entertainment included stupid trivia questions on the needless paper coaster for our drinks...
We were less than stellar at our attempts to appear less than brain dead. How 'bout you? Can you do any better?
1. What is the world's largest Hotel chain?
Our Guess - Hilton because everyone has been "in one".
2.Winner of the first Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film?
Our Guess - Steamboat Willy...we were drunk and even sober most of us are stupid..just sayin'
3.What Nobel Prize winner was Secretary of State under 2 Presidents?
Our Guess - Ok, we got this one write based solely on the fact we had d2 Lawyers in our group. Saved our ass big time
4. What city was devastated by an earthquake in 1985 and hosted the World Cup in 1986?
Our Guess - We got this one right too but we cheated because someone in our group was there for World Cup that year with his family.
5.What 1975 blockbuster sees Roy Scheider utter: "We need a bigger boat"?
Our Guess _ Not one of us could think what the name of this movie was. Every one us could quote dialog from it though.
6. What was the name of the band that started their career with the song "Anarchy in the UK"?
Our Guess - We became derailed from answering this with a flavorful discussion of the pros and cons of chili omelets.
7. Who co-wrote "Fame" with David Bowie?
Our Guess - We argued about which "Fame" song this was though we did have an Irene Cara fan in our group. She has since been ousted, fyi.
8. What was "Sweet Dee's" nickname in High School on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Our Guess - We crushed this answer *fist pump*
9. What TV Show lost Jim Carrey when he stepped into the movies?
Our Guess - "In Living Color" We were wrong...surprise surprise
10.Who said, "Money is like an arm or a leg, use it or lose it"?
Our Guess - yeah, we had some brainiac who knew this shit.
So how'd you do?
Answers:
1. Best Western
2. Shrek 3
3. Henry Kissinger
4. Mexico
5. Jaws (Damn it! We knew this one too)
6. Sex Pistols
7. John Lennon
8. Aluminum Monster
9. Jim Carrey (Shit! He had a show?? Who knew?)
10. Henry Ford
~Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last weeks Margarita Monday.
~I take we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my boobs.
~I was looking at your puke as I was peeing in it the next morning and that Caesar Salad did not treat you well.
~There was a definitely significant amount of cookie dough in my bra.
~You cat followed me a mile away from your house. If it doesn't come back, I am sorry but I needed to get laid tonight.
~I am about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few.
~I feel like someone ate me, then shit me in my bed.
~He was a no show so I will be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years!
~In the midst of puking your guts up you looked up at the globe in front of you and whispered "America"
~I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath the longest.
~Why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
~I pulled my bra out of my purse covered in Honey-Mustard. I still lack an explanation.
~Figured after she passed out and I threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
After the celebrating was over the group of friends I was with headed over to the all-nighter greasy spoon and to our entertainment included stupid trivia questions on the needless paper coaster for our drinks...
We were less than stellar at our attempts to appear less than brain dead. How 'bout you? Can you do any better?
1. What is the world's largest Hotel chain?
Our Guess - Hilton because everyone has been "in one".
2.Winner of the first Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film?
Our Guess - Steamboat Willy...we were drunk and even sober most of us are stupid..just sayin'
3.What Nobel Prize winner was Secretary of State under 2 Presidents?
Our Guess - Ok, we got this one write based solely on the fact we had d2 Lawyers in our group. Saved our ass big time
4. What city was devastated by an earthquake in 1985 and hosted the World Cup in 1986?
Our Guess - We got this one right too but we cheated because someone in our group was there for World Cup that year with his family.
5.What 1975 blockbuster sees Roy Scheider utter: "We need a bigger boat"?
Our Guess _ Not one of us could think what the name of this movie was. Every one us could quote dialog from it though.
6. What was the name of the band that started their career with the song "Anarchy in the UK"?
Our Guess - We became derailed from answering this with a flavorful discussion of the pros and cons of chili omelets.
7. Who co-wrote "Fame" with David Bowie?
Our Guess - We argued about which "Fame" song this was though we did have an Irene Cara fan in our group. She has since been ousted, fyi.
8. What was "Sweet Dee's" nickname in High School on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Our Guess - We crushed this answer *fist pump*
9. What TV Show lost Jim Carrey when he stepped into the movies?
Our Guess - "In Living Color" We were wrong...surprise surprise
10.Who said, "Money is like an arm or a leg, use it or lose it"?
Our Guess - yeah, we had some brainiac who knew this shit.
So how'd you do?
Answers:
1. Best Western
2. Shrek 3
3. Henry Kissinger
4. Mexico
5. Jaws (Damn it! We knew this one too)
6. Sex Pistols
7. John Lennon
8. Aluminum Monster
9. Jim Carrey (Shit! He had a show?? Who knew?)
10. Henry Ford
Oh Those Crazy Eighties
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's if......
-You layered your multi-colored slouch socks and added suspenders to make your outfit complete.
-You remember when Jordache Jeans with a flat-handle comb in the pocket was cool.
-You had to have a Trapper Keeper to stay organized at school. (my first one was pink with kitties, yes, there were one than one. That's all I am sayin')
-You could Break Dance or wished you could and in many cases wished you hadn't.
-You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. (Only from video because my bedtime was 9pm..lol)
-You know all the words to Ice Ice Baby.
-You have worn a Banana Clip or knew someone who had.
-You owned a T-Shirt that said, "I Shot JR" or know someone who did.
-You, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the End of the World as We Know It"
-You wanted to dress like the Hulk or She-Ra at Halloween.
-You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.
-You wanted to be Nancy Drew or one or both of the Hardy Boys. (Who????)
-You can remember the words to the theme song of "The Greatest American Hero"
-You wore a feather roach clip in your hair from the local carnival because you didn't know what it really was.
-You totally LOVED Barbie's cooler, punkier counterpart, "Jem" and her "Rockers" (Oh! Hell Yeah!)
-Whenever someone mentions 2 consecutive days of the week you start singing the "Happy Days" theme in your head and it's stuck there for days.
-You know who Fat Albert is. (and today you would party with his big ol' ass)
-You tried a can of clear Pepsi and hated it like everyone else did.
- Shiny gray flecked suits.
-Your name is Jennifer or Jason.
-Your first day took you to a roller rink and you held hands for "Couples Only" skate.
-You layered your multi-colored slouch socks and added suspenders to make your outfit complete.
-You remember when Jordache Jeans with a flat-handle comb in the pocket was cool.
-You had to have a Trapper Keeper to stay organized at school. (my first one was pink with kitties, yes, there were one than one. That's all I am sayin')
-You could Break Dance or wished you could and in many cases wished you hadn't.
-You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. (Only from video because my bedtime was 9pm..lol)
-You know all the words to Ice Ice Baby.
-You have worn a Banana Clip or knew someone who had.
-You owned a T-Shirt that said, "I Shot JR" or know someone who did.
-You, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the End of the World as We Know It"
-You wanted to dress like the Hulk or She-Ra at Halloween.
-You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.
-You wanted to be Nancy Drew or one or both of the Hardy Boys. (Who????)
-You can remember the words to the theme song of "The Greatest American Hero"
-You wore a feather roach clip in your hair from the local carnival because you didn't know what it really was.
-You totally LOVED Barbie's cooler, punkier counterpart, "Jem" and her "Rockers" (Oh! Hell Yeah!)
-Whenever someone mentions 2 consecutive days of the week you start singing the "Happy Days" theme in your head and it's stuck there for days.
-You know who Fat Albert is. (and today you would party with his big ol' ass)
-You tried a can of clear Pepsi and hated it like everyone else did.
- Shiny gray flecked suits.
-Your name is Jennifer or Jason.
-Your first day took you to a roller rink and you held hands for "Couples Only" skate.
Friday, May 4, 2012
Skype Sex and the Single Girl/Guy
Well it has only been a few days since Miss TicklishCutie did the right thing and outed JSmith2929 over on BattleCam for doing the Sexy Skype Deed
Ticklish named names when asked who she had skype sex with.
Ticklishcutie struggled at first to "remember" any names (Ouch! Apparently none of the interwebz Lotharios are worthy of remembering) but did state she had a session or two with JSmith.
As of this morning over on JTV in the ever-delightful Slayasweeties channel, JSmith wishes that this information was never released. He seemed to be denying this little interlude ever happened...kinda...
I am of the opinion that Ticklishcutie doesn't have it in her to make up a story like this. For any of you who have watched her or caught her in a chat room chatting over the last three or so years, I think you will agree. I don't know if the same can be said for JSmith. His "rep" doesn't appear to be too pristine, if ya know what I mean.
Here are a few screenies from Slayas Room this morning....
According to JSmith himself he "likes the older ladies"
Jsmith!! So you were Skype-ing with Ticklishcutie!
JSmith asks us to "look and him and look at her"
OK, lets do that shall we.....
Here is The Skype Dud...oops! I mean Skype Stud in question....
Hmmm .....
and now the Lady involved.....
Gasp! Miss Ticklishcutie!! My, Oh My *fans myself*
Now there were much more salacious caps of Tickies broadcast from BattleCam but this one was the least objectifying.
Ok, I see what JSmith was saying here.... but every girl gets caught with her pants down simply out of pity =]
From what I can see Jsmith should be used to this by now.
Lets continue with the screenies...
This JSmith has no shame. Here he is after Moonboots digits. *shaking my head*
Jsmith gets owned by just about everybody in Slayas room.
I think and I hope you all agree that JSmith needs to return to the hole he emerged from and sit and think about what the right thing is and to STOP trying to "dis" Ticklishcutie. Man-up! JSmith
Ticklish named names when asked who she had skype sex with.
Ticklishcutie struggled at first to "remember" any names (Ouch! Apparently none of the interwebz Lotharios are worthy of remembering) but did state she had a session or two with JSmith.
As of this morning over on JTV in the ever-delightful Slayasweeties channel, JSmith wishes that this information was never released. He seemed to be denying this little interlude ever happened...kinda...
I am of the opinion that Ticklishcutie doesn't have it in her to make up a story like this. For any of you who have watched her or caught her in a chat room chatting over the last three or so years, I think you will agree. I don't know if the same can be said for JSmith. His "rep" doesn't appear to be too pristine, if ya know what I mean.
Here are a few screenies from Slayas Room this morning....
According to JSmith himself he "likes the older ladies"
Jsmith!! So you were Skype-ing with Ticklishcutie!
JSmith asks us to "look and him and look at her"
OK, lets do that shall we.....
Here is The Skype Dud...oops! I mean Skype Stud in question....
and now the Lady involved.....
Now there were much more salacious caps of Tickies broadcast from BattleCam but this one was the least objectifying.
Ok, I see what JSmith was saying here.... but every girl gets caught with her pants down simply out of pity =]
From what I can see Jsmith should be used to this by now.
Lets continue with the screenies...
Jsmith gets owned by just about everybody in Slayas room.
I think and I hope you all agree that JSmith needs to return to the hole he emerged from and sit and think about what the right thing is and to STOP trying to "dis" Ticklishcutie. Man-up! JSmith
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