Now For Something Completely Different...80's Style

You Know You Were Born In The 80's If...

-If you had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Cameron or Michael J Fox on your wall
-You always wondered why Tootie always wore those Damn skates
-You were afraid of the Sleestacks on Land of the Lost
-You were sad when the "Where's the beef" lady died
-You ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping iron
-You owned a doll with "Xavier Roberts" name on its ASS
-You watched May Lou Retton win the gold
-If you ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon
-You remember or owned the Care Bear glass collection  from Pizza Hut
-You owned or wanted a "Frankie says..." T-shirt
-You have ever called 867-5309
-Leg warmers and headbands and Pat Benatar looked really cool  to you
-You held top score on Pac-Man
-You knew "The Artist" as simply Prince, the purple one
-You remember when cell phones weighted 15lbs and had to be carried over your shoulder
-You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack"
-You can remember watching "Full House" and "Saved by the Bell" for endless hours
-You had a crush on one of the "New Kids on the Block" members
-You thought Transformers were more than meets the eye
-You remember exactly where you were when you heard the Space Shuttle exploded
-You know the profound meaning of "Wax On/Wax Off"
-Your first walk-man weighted about as much of a brick
-You swore you were a Goonie too
-You remember the days when "safe sex" meant your parents were gone for the week-end
-You used to own a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine
-You wanted to be on Star Search
-You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an E.T lunch box
-You ever had a Swatch and a Swatch Guard for it
-Jelly Bracelets and Shoes

I am so glad I missed that exciting era...lol      I don't even want to know what a Jelly Shoe is...lmao...
SHIT! I think I must Google that....Oh! Damn! That is one ugly Ass'd shoe!!!