As I was sipping coffee, getting ready to take on another incredibly busy day I foolishly caught Gary on main over at BC.
I wish someone had sent me a screen cap but should I receive one I will edit this post for those who actually know.
Gary came out as a Mensa Member. Now, as a Mensa Member myself (ok, ok, stop laughing and keep reading) I was able to see through this fable easily.
You see, Mensa cost you. That's right!. It cost money to apply and take the test. Yes, there is a test to be taken and then once you become a member you continue to pony up the cash to maintain your membership. In Gary's words, this is pricey. Gary states over and over again that he is cash poor.
Also, (and this is why I want a screen cap) Gary held up one of the Mensa newsletters they send out periodically. The problem with what he showed is that as a member you receive a newsletter for your specific region. This provides you with information and calendar of events for your local area. This is what he should have and would have shown had he actually been a true member. The newsletter that he showed is one of those that is mailed to certain districts that is to solicit a "look what you are missing not being a member of Mensa! Don't you want to join? It's easy" kind of thing.
Gary "honey" you are not a member of Mensa. Trust me "honey" you just aren't.
Just because you receive something in the mail that says Mensa on it does not mean that they caught you on BC and thought "Oh shit! Why do we not have this Intellectual Giant on our rolls", it just isn't happening. Just as when you get that really big letter from Publisher's Clearing House that says in Metro Bold type on the front of the envelope that you are a WINNER! You really aren't. Trust me "honey".
Now, Gary...go and take your Mensa Newsletter and use it to pick up some of that cat shit you have lying around and give it some worth.
Got it Gary? ...
Yeah, I thought not...
Well, off to the real world to get my shit done even though my fatique level peaked days ago.
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